Unfortunately? Ay, you weren’t sayin’ that a couple of weeks ago, so stop with the bullshit, ha. Uh, yeah sure – whatever you say. How’s my boy Nat doing?
More like a couple months ago. Isn’t bullshit though, but alright. He’s wonderful.
Oh, babe – you just know me oh-so-well at this point. Jealous?
Unfortunately, yes I do. Ha. Not at all.
Contrary to popular belief, every time that I post a picture with a girl doesn’t mean I’m dating them. I know it’s hard for people to get their head around – but ay, it’s the truth. We all know I’m not tied down.
Nah, you’re not dating them. Probably fucking them is more like it.